7/24/07

"i think this hat makes me look like a narc"
"that hat makes you look like many things... one of them being a narc"

7/15/07

"i was going to ask if you got sunburned at your beach party, but then realized that would be stupid of me"
"i left for the beach party at 9 PM! but i probably wouldn't have noticed how silly that question was..."

"so, i've managed to avoid 'party girl' status?"
"well, you don't party anymore than i do so you should be fine!"
"that's like saying, 'you don't party more than lindsay lohan!'"

7-5-07 - "the table in the back"

4:32 PM Kimberly: no square???

me: well, i might do that still

4:33 PM but it looks like founding fathers will be canceled

Kimberly: why?

4:34 PM we should go!

I like "table in the back"

I aspire to be a contributing member

so far I just spectate

me: i'm in one of the pictures in the top but i'm not a member, i should work on that

4:35 PM eric is still doing 44

when will you be done?

Kimberly: 44?

what

there are ACTUALLY MEMBERS???

I was just talking

44?

I should be done by 8

me: 44 = founding fathers

4:36 PM you have to be given permissions to post to "table in the back"

Kimberly: I have to go... so confused

oh, its a blog?

me: yeah, what were you talking about?

the actual table?

Kimberly: yeah...

me: oh - HA!

Kimberly: like, sitting there

me: we're so lame

Kimberly: in the back

at the table

hahahah

<3

me: i am laughing out loud

4:37 PM Kimberly: lawl

me: there is nothign funny about the law

Kimberly: no, it is how you pronounce lol

it is obnoxious to write it out "lawl"

so I do

7-11-07

"kim, we just reached the point in my ear infection where i've lost my sense of direction, both personally and globally. oh, and everything you say is going to be really funny!"

"look it's a kitty manicure set! wait, wouldn't it be a pedicure set... they are all feet..."

daily

“i’m glad you’re here”
“i’m glad I’m here for you, i just wish here was somewhere better”

7/7/07 consider your wedding crashed

L: So wait. You weren't even invited to this wedding, and you show up with a date?
K: Yeah, I did.
L: And wait, you knew all this, and you still decided to come with her?
G: Um, yeah. I did.
L: You guys SERIOUSLY ROCK!
K&G: Yeah, we do.

Who needs to see the movie? We live the dream.

7/3/07

"ya know, i don't normally stay out all night getting horribly drunk and flirting with every guy i see."
"you don't? you are not the person i thought you were!"
"well, the thing is, you met me during a very..."
"exciting? awesome? fun-filled?"
"...tumultuous time in my life. still wanna be my firend?"
"yeah, i already love you."
"hurray!"